themooseinthetardis:

“Dear Diary,

Today Dean told me my ass looked great, but that my scarf was gay.  I’m getting really mixed signals.  I wish you could write back like Lord Voldemort’s diary from Harry Potter.  Then you could tell me what to do.  Except not exactly like his diary.  Because then you’d take over my mind and make me kill people.  Whatever, Diary.  You get my point.

xoxo,

Sammy”

(via deanhasherpes)