ELBOW ROCKET #linesfromPacificRimtheporno
The dude he macks on goes on to play a bisexual vampire named Henry Fitzroy a year later.
oh my god that’s steven strait
oh my god i’m like 90% sure the main reason i watched the covenant way back when was bc i was ridic into warren peace from sky high
oh my god i’ve been watching terrible movies for hot people since 2007
#legit from the post pitfall interview where they’re like#so thanks for talking with us about all this#one last question#so uh#what’s the status of your relationship with mako mori#and raleigh becket says#nah let’s end the interview here#i’ll get in trouble if i answer the question#:> (quigonejinn)
Pick any passage of 500 words or less from any fanfic I’ve written, and stick that selection in my ask/fan mail. I will then give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what’s going on in the character’s heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you’d expect to find on a DVD commentary track.
oh my god i actually own this movie but i haven’t watched it since it came out, oh my god i should do that just for kicks (well okay for seb stan and boys, already)
probably while half-drunk, man i should’ve gotten drunk for this
also the degree to which i now need sebastian stan/bucky barnes from 8 years ago to make out with present-day steve rogers is ridiculous
and like. the black eyes jesus christ i need demon-verse bucky, or bucky barnes getting implanted by hydra with a shadow being from another dimension, and said shadow being develops an even bigger resentful hardon for steve than bucky already has
that… depends on your definition of watching. like, watching with your full attention? definitely not worth it. that’s 90+ minutes of your life you’re never getting back.
the funny thing is, sebastian’s acting is actually good, but it’s also, um. like, i’m not sure if the cartoony scenery-chewing villainy was acting direction or if he just decided to have fun with it bc the script is so goddamn awful and literally everyone else tries very hard and fails to be serious and profound?
and sometimes his voice does this weird octave/tone/something shift that’s really hot half the time, and otherwise hilarious. also, there are quite a few spiders in this movie, so if that’s iffy for you, better skip it and find the relevant gifs on tumblr instead.
i did it i did the thing
"metal hand going places it shouldn’t" life 2014
it’s “the covenant”, from 2006 (that’s 8 years ago oh my god i am so old) and it is terrible. like really, honestly terrible in pretty much every way from script to acting to everything else, to the degree that i can’t even muster the energy to be pissed at the semi-fridging/damseling of the two women in it.
but yeah, sebastian stan.
also there’s the part where he macks on another dude bc sebastian stan apparently has been cultivating that reputation for quite a while now
this movie is legit terrible on like every level and i keep wondering who the fuck i’m supposed to find sympathetic in this mess bc practically everyone is an asshole?
it has sebastian stan getting punched in the face while he’s half-naked, grinning while he’s getting punched in the face, and subsequently dropping the guy who punched him in the face in like two seconds flat (still while half naked)
let’s not even talk about the acting
let’s not go there bc it is a vale of tears
oh my god the
exposition info-dumping in this movie is awful
i’m less than five minutes in and the covenant is already approx ten times worse than i remember it being
and i didn’t think it was a good movie in any way shape or form the first time i watched it
Hey folks! There are a lot of kinkmemes out there. Most of them these days are just places for generic fic prompts. Rhod and I wanted to get back to the root of the meaning of “kinkmeme,” so we created Dirty Kinkmeme for people to post their kinkiest prompts and fills for all their favorite fandoms.
Please spread the word to all your kinky friends! Rules are detailed in the main post, but the main one is that prompts must be sexual in nature.
Bringing this back because I need Vikings fills. Open to any fandoms! Please pass around to your buddies!
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